500mg of Fukitol. 300mg of Gosukadik. Taken daily. No prescription needed — just a general exhaustion with nonsense and a healthy disregard for people who can't take a joke.
This cozy pullover hoodie says everything you're already thinking but too polite to say out loud. Perfect for slow mornings, work-from-home Zoom calls (from the chest up), errands, or literally any day that requires surviving other people.
The fit is roomy, the fabric is soft, and the vibe is aggressively unbothered.
Features:
50/50 cotton-poly blend, 8.0 oz/yd² — warm, soft, and built to last
