Soft, sturdy, and quietly defiant — this crewneck brings dry humor to everyday wear. The roomy classic fit and medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feel familiar from the first wear, while the clean white canvas lets the playful pill-logo and cheeky text sit front-and-center. It layers easily over tees or under a jacket for off-duty mornings, late-night runs to the store, or lazy weekends where sarcasm is the mood. Subtle details like ribbed collar and cuffs, double-needle stitching, and a tear-away label keep it comfortable and built to last. For those who appreciate a wry line and a reliable sweatshirt, this is the one that speaks your mind without shouting.
Product features
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists.
- Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and gray tear-away label for comfort and shape retention.
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; DTF inner neck labels and DTG for prints.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
