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Soft, mid-weight fabric holds the printed and embroidered details with clarity while the roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood invite your hands and head to linger. The front art pairs a playful, slightly sarcastic character and text that reads like an inside joke; the back shows a bold, distressed emblem and “THE FAFO SOCIETY” for a subtle, club-like edge. 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